WetAnusSekta
Death to Israel, Death to America, Death to
anyone telling you what you can and can't do.
(edit 26.5.2026): We have been accused of using AI to write our webzine which are complete lies. Every single one of these letters has been written by a human finger. Those accusing us of AI are Toy and posers.
Zine Vol.1 24.5.2026
WET ANUS SEKTA IS LOOKING TO BUILD A BETTER WORLD, YOU SHOULD BE WITH US IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF AN INHABITANT OF THIS PLANET. GRAFFITI IS ONLY A SMALL PART OF THE REVOLUTION. THEIR INFRASTRUCTURE SHOULD ALSO BE DESTROYED, AND AFTER BEING DEMOLISHED IT SHOULD BE GRAFFITIED AGAIN OVER IT.
GRAFFITI IN GENERAL IS AN INDUSTRIAL CONCEPT IN THE WAY WE USE IT TODAY.
OUR END GOAL IS COMPLETE AND TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF ALL INDUSTRY AND FORMS OF GOVERNMENTS. BUT UNTIL THEN, PAINTING AROUND ON THEIR SOULLESS CONCRETE SEEMS LIKE AN EFFECTIVE WAY OF VOICING OUR DISCONTENT.
GRAFFITI HAS ALWAYS BEEN A COMPETITIVE SPORT IN MAJORITY. WE BELIEVE THAT WE SHOULD UNITE AS VANDALS/ARTISTS TO SPRAY MORE THAN THEY CAN BUFF TO DRAIN THEIR FINANCIALS. THE PEOPLE IN POWER ARE VERY STRICT ON GRAFFITI AND REMOVE IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THIS, JUST LIKE PROTESTS THAT HIT THE NERVES OF THOSE WHO CLAIM POWER ARE A GOOD SIGN FOR US THE PEOPLE, BECAUSE IT MEANS ITS BOTHERING THEM.
THIS IS DRAINING THEIR FINANCIAL RESOURCES AND KEEPING THEM BUSY WITH BULLSHIT.
THE PAINT WE PUT ON WALLS NOT ONLY HURTS THE STATE, IT MAKES CITIES MORE COLORFUL AND FULL OF LIFE FOR THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY INHABIT THE CITIES, THE WORKERS AND HUSTLERS
A BETTER WORLD IS POSSIBLE, BUT WE MUST UNITE. BECAUSE TOGETHER WE ARE STRONGER.
START PREPARING TO LEAVE SOCIAL MEDIA, QUIT WATCHING 'REELS' THOSE ARE MAIN FORMS OF PSYCHOLOGICALLY MAKING US DUMBER AND LESS FOCUSED OVER TIME.
PICK UP A HOBBY OR MULTIPLE HOBBIES. WE AT WET ANUS CORPORATION/SECT RECOMMEND THE FOLLOWING FOR BEST RESULTS OF DOWNFALL OF CAPITALISM: SHOPLIFTING, GRAFFITI (YOU CAN COMBINE BOTH) WOODWORK, METALWORK, ARTS AND CRAFTS, MUSIC. THESE ARE ALL IMPORTANT CULTURAL PROSPECTS AND THE ELITES AND THEIR CIVIL BODYGUARDS OF THE RIGHT WING WORKERS HATE THEM AND DONT UNDERSTAND THEM, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LIKE US. THEY ARE CORRUPTED SOULS.
WE LIVE IN A CAPITALIST SOCIETY THAT THRIVES ON OVER-PRODUCTION, SCAMMING, BACKSTABBING AND KEEPING US AGAINST EACH OTHER, MONITIZING YOUR HOBBIES, SELLING YOUR PERSONAL DIGITAL DATA. MAKING YOU DRESS, STYLE YOUR HAIR, WATCH THE MOVIES THAT OTHERS ARE WATCHING AND CONFORM THROUGH A 'COLLECTIVE-PSYCHOSIS' WHICH IS MAINLY CAUSED BY THE DISFUNCTIONAL MODERN SCHOOLING SYSTEM FROM THE 19TH CENTURY DESIGNED TO CREATE FACTORY WORKERS.
THAT WORLD NO LONGER EXISTS AND THIS FORM OF EDUCATION IS REDUNDANT TO BEGIN WITH. THIS SYSTEM OF 19TH CENTURY EDUCATION IS STILL HIGHLY FOCUSED ON REWARDING COMPLIANCE, CONFORMITY AND RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY ABOVE ANYTHING ELSE. AFTER THE CHILD IS PROGRAMMED TO THINK THIS WAY THEY KEEP THIS MENTALITY THROUGHOUT THEIR LIVES AND INTO THEIR COFFINS. THIS OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T WORK.
A BEST SOLUTION AND PROPOSITION BY WET ANUS CORPORATION/SECT
FERTILITY RATES ARE DROPPING, WHICH IS VERY GOOD. BUT WE NEED THEM LOWER, WE RECOMMEND ANYONE WILLING TO GO THROUGH A VASECTOMY OR STERILIZATION TO DO IT BEFORE AN ACCIDENT HAPPENS. OUR BIGGEST PROTEST CAN ONLY BE TO STOP PRODUCING WORKERS FOR THEM.
A BETTER LIFE IN OUR EYES: END YOUR BLOODLINE, TAKE BACK CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE, DO WHAT YOU WANT UNTIL YOU DIE. DO NOT JUDGE OTHERS BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FOR THEM IS RATIONAL. HELP OTHERS IN NEED, LEARN NOT TO EXPECT ANYTHING IN RETURN.
Tetanus Nunchuck MK1 Schematics and building guide:
Ever feel paranoid on a spot, maybe you don't
have a spotter with you (lol loner loser) or you are paranoid and a bit of
schizophrenic by nature, thats all fine and good.
Most 'professional' graffiti 'artists' tend to
use some kind of pointy object for 'safety' in case of a confrontation. But if
this method escalates it can easily land you a manslaughter charge which can be
a bit of a headache!
But don't worry because we at WetAnusCorp have
created an easily home-built open source defense weapon.
Historically, this self-defense weapon was
originally created by american crack heads but has been adapted by the
alcoholics and speedfreaks in Europe over shared internet knowledge.
Schematics
are as follow.
What you
need?
Padlock (the heavier, the more blunt damage
obviously, but hard to carry)
Medium to smaller sized chain
A container with a mixture of 50% water and
50% trashiest and cheapest market sea salt (very important its shitty and
cheap, better rust)
Part1: INSTALATION GUIDE:
As its noted up in the picture, the most
important part of the current method is to have the padlock on the chosen end
of the chain (IMPORTANT) lock it up, make sure it doesn't open at least twice,
at least.
The keys should be discarded never to be seen
again by either cremating them at 900 to 940 celsius OR HIGHER IF POSSIBLE!
Other methods include throwing them in the sea tied to something heavy, though
this method is highly unrecommended if you are being followed or gangstalked.
rusting guide, unimportant but fun historical context:
Installation
Fermentation
Finished Look
Final result should look like this, it has as
its known a 'rustic look', it MUST smell like rust, and it may have a little
bit of a smell of tetanus already (this is a great sign)
IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!! 26.5.2026
Tetanus Nunchuck MK1.1 beta has been released. upgrades include not giving yourself tetanus while using it by tying a wooden object to the end of the TNmk1 example photo:
Now you might be thinking of tactical ways of
using this. This is to be used in last resort situations where instead, if you
were a toy and brought a knife and it came to down to a multiple stabwounds
likely resulting in death on the scene, this could land you a hefty penalty of
2 month to a lifetime in prision (Depends on your local laws, if you insist on
using knifes or pointy objects instead of this humane design we strongly advise
you get familiar with your local penalty for first degree murder)
Now you may think to yourself. How do i use
this thing, its very simple and we will get troughout the process in great
detail and with some situational stimulated scenarios
Basic boring situation:
Most of the confrontations while practicing
graffiti are some old cunts who can be debated and dominated in the marketplace
of ideas forcing them to retreat, in case of physical confrontation these types
of people in theory appear to be very fragile due to their old age, and a lot
of them need to be learnt a lesson.
So if the elderly person is your height or shorter, we suggest a quick punch on
the chin with your elbow
Now that we have gone over the basic
situations that may happen where a Tetanus
Nunchuck MK1is not even needed. Though you should know this all already by
now since its a daily part of the graffiti lifestyle. People do not understand
what we do because they are brainwashed by the microsignals and additives added
to the food and water we consume, in next page we will go over a slightly more
difficul situation.
THE MOST DANGEROUS POSSIBLE SITUATION WHERE
TETANUS NUNCHUCK MK1 SHINES THE MOST!
Imagine you are in an allyway, walls, you are doing tags, but they're kinda
toy. A large bald man (3m tall) without a shirt on yells at you 'Hey man! Stop
right there!!!' He starts running towards you.
You obviously panic unless you have consumed drugs before the session as its
often recommended. You look around, the walls are too high to climb, the floor
is too low to climb. You should start running in opposite direction of
aggressor.
First step: DIPLOMACY
Try calming the person down using advanced speech methods, quickly explaining to them that you are actually
not a vandal, but an artist.
Most of the time this backfires, due to this
type's of individuals upbringing and general vibe, he may not respect art. And
he may even view it as 'gay' in his eyes, which depending on his homophobic
spectrum might enrage this person even more.
Second Step: WARNING! (Only one)
If the individua is still trying to catch
you and you have distance. You have a
couple of seconds of preparation time to access the 'handle' part of the Tetanus Nunchuck MK1
At this point you must engage in mind games.
We recommend short and confidently said
sentences. Examples:
'Do you fear death?'
'What's your favorite football team?'
'When did you last get a tetanus shot'
'Sorry man I'm tourist from Europe its normal
there'
If you tell them something like this it will
throw them off guard just enough for you to pull out your Tetanus Nunchuck MK1 and prepare for an attack.
At this point having a moment for yourself to
prepare mentally for this is also recommended if you have time. You can choose
your God of choice for forgiveness for what you are about to do, or your God of
choice might have already commanded you to go through with this which makes it
your spiritual mission regardless.
PHYSICS!!!
Use this kinetic formula of force needed if
you are trying to avoid intentionally murdering this individual (Recommended
highly! Wet Anus Corp is not to be blamed for any fatal accidents using our
prototype)
FΔt=mΔv
Most common and tested method:
We can't afford a graphics team and our main
editor is on sick leave so we have used a stock photo instead of our original
recognizable company look. Obviously replace the wooden bat in the picture with
your newly created Tetanus Nunchuck MK1.
Use the kinetic force written in page 6 to avoid a fatal accident. (If the
individual does not go down, you should reload your Tetanus Nunchuck MK1 a second time and try to hit a different side
of their head, since hitting the same spot twice might be a little sadistic.
But here at Wet Anus Corp we do not judge EVER!
This method should have two effects at first.
The person should be knocked out (perfect).
Secondly check for signs of a wound, if there
is a visiable opening of a wound that is exactly what you're looking for since
this means tetanus should be firmly planted in ther bloodstream.
What we suggest as the most professional and
mature thing to do is:
1.
Check bloodflow. If its flowing
out too hard flee the scene cause you probably killed the cunt
2.
If the bloodflow is not that bad
and the victim seems to be unconcious but in a otherwise stable possition. You
should return to the spot and finish the piece/throwie/tag. This will give you
single or double street cred depending where you live and what gang you are
affiliated with.
3.
Before leaving the spot THROUGHTLY
remove all of your personal belongings. That means caps, cans, any bags (even
plastic bags), cigarette butts.
4.
You should obviously by standard
precidure by this point be wearing the only confirmed clothing combination
designed by professionals: Ski Mask, High visibility vest, Working or latex
gloves (VERY IMPORTANT) no fingerprint no needless stress.
5.
Check the victims pockets. It
would be a waste leaving possible money or cigarettes on the victim for no
reason. Most of the time if you don't rob the bastard some other nolife bum
will. So sieze the chance. After robbing the victim escape the scene as soon as
possible!!!!!!!
Recovery after using Tetanus Nunchuck MK1
Using this device can be
quite damaging for the users mental health, especially if used frequently.
Blunt weapons are a very
sadistic form of pain bringing and also giving someone tetanus might have you
feeling guilty about it afterwards. It's quite important that you follow all of
the classic graffiti protocol and you will not get caught after the fact.
HIGH VISIBILITY VEST
SKI MASK OR ANY DOMESTIC TERRORISM LOOKING MASK
BLACK CLOTHES
GLOVES TO PROTECT FINGERPRINTS AND GETTING YOUR SOFT HANDS SPRAYED BY AEROSOL
So if you have committed this
crime using this only official confirmed work clothes, you are good to go even
if caught on camera, just be creative on the way back to your safe house. If
you're not a bum you probably have spare clothes somewhere and should change
and smoke a cigarette at that point.
Convince yourself they deserved
it:
They probably did, you are a
rational and mentally and emotionally stable person, someone forcing you to
display such acts of violence must have deserved it. Check the media on updates
in case of their death. If the victim dies. You may feel tempted to blame
yourself on it but don't. Look at it this way, we are all born to die, one way
or another. And we cannot chose the way that will happen, but it is
innevitable. This hypothetical victims life choices have all been leading to
this moment and you are only an angel of death who got asigned by a higher
power to annihilate them.
It has been proven that human
beings have been dying as long as they have been getting born.
His life was merely a drop in
a clog and what happened was supposed to happen.
Do not beat yourself over it,
but if you want to be sure you can keep a low head for a few days. Maybe only
do trashcan tags but not overwork yourself.
If you're still having a hard time dealing with the situation after more than
three days then you my friend are a pussy and need to grow up. Iti s
recommended to pick up an unhealthy habbit you dropped in the past to help you
toughen up. For example if you stopped using narcotics, start using them again,
narcotics are very important for inspiration with artists anyways and you
should be doing some form of them anyways. If you stopped drinking, start
drinking a lot. This usually helps get you back your confidence and overinflate
your ego for the next bombing spree.
If caught by the authorities, deny all
knowledge of Wet Anus Corporation or any of our inventions or literature. We
are half company and half a religious sect with a knowledge in hexing and
cursing. If you are caught, its your own fault not this company. Pay the fine +
continue bombing
If caught by the authorities and charged with murder. Again deny
knowledge of this company. Gaslight the police, claim innocence, demand a
lawyer, make a scene, get the media involved and start an online
foundraiser.
This manual should get you all to date with our first prototype Tetanus
Nunchuck MK1
It is very basic concept but it is mark 1 of the series and we are
improving the design a bit for the new version by researching and taking
inspiration from ancient roman spiked maces.
Manual upgrades for MK1: Hitting a person that
is infected with Hepatitis or any other sexually transmitted disease is a big
upgrade to the effectiveness of this tool. Its recommended to never clean the Tetanus Nunchuck MK1 for best results.
WET ANUS SEKTA is in no association with
any government of the world, and we go as far as to not recognize ANY country
on this earth, borders dont exist and the governments and police are here to
keep us on the capitalist threadmill. Most of us (some of you we recognized as
reptillians!) in the graffiti scene tend to live a free life. Jobless on some
form of minimal social income or unreliable odd-jobs.
We are free, we scare the system so they use state violence to put us
back in line. They will try to break us down but we will paint every bit of
concrete they have built where once forests and mountains used to be. You have
taken our youths with false promises, your economy is rigged, People are waking
up.
The police and their fascist civilian bodyguard team will be dealt with
at one point in the street directly. Having this tool might come handy then.
We are sad to see the world burn, but they are burning it themselves.
Climate change is past the point of return and the future is very dark.
3 years of genocide in Palestine
WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN A UNIQUE CHANCE OF EXISTENCE ON THIS EARTH AND WE
HAVE POLLUTED IT AND BEEN NOTHING BUT VICIOUS TO OUR OWN KIN AND OTHER ANIMALS LIVING WITH US, UNFORTUNATELY THE MOST
MORAL THING WE CAN DO AT THIS POINT IS TO INTENTIONALLY GO EXTINCT. WHICH MIGHT HAPPEN REGARDLESS.
