If you live in a urban area and are a bit of a bum in general. You may have come to this overpowered free food tactic a long time ago on your own. But we have to take in account that sadly people are still breeding so there are always new kids that need this knowledge. For you that haven't gotten to this tactic yet this will create many new opportunities for your brain to get creative.
This tactic isn't vegan since it relies mostly on raiding Fast Food chains, which mostly cook food with meat. The only vegan option on this menu will be french fries (which could get you surprisingly full if you get lucky and find a lot of them)
Later we will go over dumpster-diving in general. So lets begin.
FAST FOOD RAIDS
Due to our encrypted practice on our communal sect computers, we are forbidden from entering many websites. So we will not go into history in this segment since we cant research. We go straight to business.
Fast Food Raiding is essentially a praxis of entering heavily into a fast food during working hours, the more crowded it is the better since there will be more leftovers. Most of the time your typical bullshit big fast food chain in your city or town will use one of these trays-
These trays will be found in 'tray-bins'
Shit, if they are this full as in this image, your next objective is to raid them.
It's usually best to pick some form of carton container from one of the trays, and stuff all edible things you find while rummaging through each tray individually into the big carton container.
Most of the time the workers there will not care since they are underpayed. If some worker wants to be a hero feel free to get hostile or argumentative with them, they are also underpayed and usually realize its not worth it pretty quick.
Next step? Bam you go out and eat your prize. 'Boun Apetite' or however those 'so-called French' colonists say.
Still Hungry? Bad raid?
This also works for smaller fast food places.
But they usually have small bins where people drop everything inside together, so the food is usually soggy from all the soda and shit in that bin. But hey if you are hungry you do not ask sometimes. But it's still edible food.
DUMPSTER DIVING
Here at Wet Anus Society we love nothing more than dumpster-diving. Other than painting on city and private property, there is nothing more we love. Dumpster-diving is a noble sport and a beneficial for many hobbies you might have. Since you can find materials for basically anything you need done in the trash. Once you start diving, you will start realizing how wasteful we are as a species.
Dumpster diving in most 'so-called European' cities dives down to hitting Supermarket back-side bins. In some cities these are locked, sometimes they are behind a fence, which you can easily jump over of course.
Some places may have security so it's your call if you want to run or confront them.
Your philosophy is this is your bin and you have a right to anything in it. They are throwing it away anyways aren't they?
Why dumpster-diving behind Supermarkets is looked down upon or even illegal in some places?
The supermarket owners obviously figured out a long time ago that if we realize that they are throwing out obviously edible food and drinks daily in mass quantity, people will obviously not go into their store and will just take out of the bin the perfectly fresh food they throw away.
This is public property and anyone should have access to it, since it's ''Trash'' anyways...
This is public property and anyone should have access to it, since it's ''Trash'' anyways...
They may even fear 'legal action'. For example if someone gets sick from something they ate that they found behind their supermarket they may persue legal action.
But let's be real... Anyone dumpster-diving isn't really a letigious person suing anyone for ridiculous reasons like the upper class show to behave.
The first explanation seems to be more reasonable and realistic.
WE AT WET ANUS SOCIETY RECOMMEND FOR MAXIMUM CRITICAL DAMAGE TO THE COMPANY TO:
1-DUMPSTER-DIVE BEHIND A SUPERMARKET STORE
2-GO INSIDE AFTERWARDS AND SHOPLIFT THERE (check out Shoplifting 4 Dummies)
3-LATER AT NIGHT TAG UP THE PLACE WITH PAINT.
THAT IS A TRIPLE SHOT TO THE BALLS OF THE SUPERMARKET CEO. MAY EVERY ONE OF THEM ROT IN HELL!!!!
''American'' Supermarket chains monopoly:
Dumpster-Diving in general city bins
Very good documentary on this made by The Dumpster Gods from 'so-called Australia'
Link on our Internet Archive page:
The Dumpster Gods (2017) edit:no audio,we fucked up!!! search on youtube sorry...
Inside of general city bins is the best treasure! This is shuffle-mode, randomizer. From cooking pasta, canned food, tools, clothing, and we even heard reports of people finding laptops and mobile phones in working condiditions. It really is worth it
Dumpster-divers usually lean with their chests to the dumpster and pulling out any valuable loot they can reach, the better and more dangerous solution is to just jump feet first into the entire dumpster yourself. This is traditional dumpster-diving by the books.
Dont feel ashamed to make a scene and throw the garbage around yourself to demonstrate a point, though this is extremely optional.
CLOTHING 'DONATION' BINS
Some cities also have bins specifically for clothing. These are presented as charity donation, but in reality these clothes most of the time get stuck in the private company taking care of it and mold before being thrown away. Feel free to take from these bins also, the donation is for you/us.
Most of the time the gypsies should have pried it open and it's easy to rummage through, but if its still locked. You might have to be that gypsy that pries it open personally.
If there is a padlock on it, refer to WASZINE VOL.4 VANDALISM OR ART, THE ART OF PADLOCK WRENCHING.
Sometimes these bins have little square holes somewhere in them where you can easily push your hand inside and take the clothes out one at a time, if not then go back to general city trash bins in looks for clothing, plenty of it there.
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